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“WHY DOES IT DUMP EVERY TIME I BUY THE TOP?!”

Market Meltdown: Bags Heavier Than Emotions

Global Crypto • Today • FUD DAILY Editorial Desk

Bitcoin, Ethereum and almost every beloved altcoin decided to swim in deep red. Telegram and Discord are filled with screaming caps lock messages, liquidation screenshots, and that one guy still typing “buy the dip” with shaking hands.

Traders who proudly shouted “WAGMI” yesterday are now quietly whispering “NGMI” while staring at their portfolio like a horror movie they paid to watch.

“It’s Just a Healthy Correction,” They Said

One influencer called the -40% move in 24 hours “a healthy correction”. Sources confirm his followers are now extremely healthy in coping mechanisms only.

All-In on Meme Coin, Now All-In on Copium

A self-proclaimed degen went 100% all-in at local top. He is now considered a professional collector of red candles and “if only” screenshots.

TODAY’S FUD HEADLINES

  • BTC – “We were supposed to go up” -18.4%
  • Your Favourite Altcoin: -42.0% again.
  • Stablecoins: Still at $1.00 – your mental stability is not.
  • On-chain activity surging… it’s just people panic selling, though.

“I Bought ATH So I Don’t Have to Worry About Dips.”

– A legendary bag holder now specializing in copium, hopium, and refreshing the chart every 5 seconds.

FUD & TROLL INDEX

99% EXTREME FUD

Index calculated from the number of “BRO WE’RE REKT” messages per minute across major crypto groups.